so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
This is my gift to your gina
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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