You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize
