My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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