So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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