i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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