And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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