okay pat passed out under dana's car
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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