It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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