If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
