And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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