He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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