And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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