Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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