I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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