Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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