my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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