That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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