i barfeds in our rink
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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