when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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