So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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