did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
