She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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