He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I have fence marks all over my body
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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