omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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