Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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