I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
