Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
They are going to name an STD after you.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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