Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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