On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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