i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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