Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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