on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Dear god my vagina.
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