You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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