Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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