she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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