Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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