when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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