it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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