am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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