I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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