We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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