Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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