I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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