so that wasnt chicken after all
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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