so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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