i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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