Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Randomize
