but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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