Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
She swung at the pinata with crutches
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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