So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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