Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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