with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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