"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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