508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I met the friendliest cop last night
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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