Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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